I’m a: former bartender, current knucklehead, devoted swimmer, part-time wino, multi-tasking slacker, A/V production freelancer, friend to all tail waggers, avid fiction reader, closet watcher of Real Housewives, reluctant and tortured runner, kisser of cat bellys, ardent movie fan, beach enthusiast, addicted frequent flier, long-time fruit fly (aka, fag hag for those that aren’t offended by that term), fierce bicycle rider, prodigious procrastinator and wannabe Hawaiian.
I am from the panhandle of FL. I moved to NYC new years’ eve of 1985 and have lived here since — with 4 years off for uneven behavior in Hawaii. This is my summation of NYC — it’s where you have to pay to open your window and wait in line to do it. I’m fortunate that I get to travel for work.
I humorously (Jah-willing) write about my life. It’s the only topic in which I’m versed.